The Christmas period is for spending time with loved ones, eating, drinking, making merry and digging out the good old fashioned Christmas cracker joke.
What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ‘ho ho ho’!
What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve?
Auld Fang Syne.
What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
He got 25 days!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!
Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!
What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
What carol is heard in the desert?
O camel ye faithful!
Merry Christmas everyone!
? Brian Fitzgerald (@FitzyWeatherTV) December 23, 2016